I'm sorry, I appreciate subversive or genre-pushing art, but I can't join any calls for brilliant or genius on this.

Not to pile on here, but to flippantly dismiss the issue of disclosing whether you have a STI is really reprehensible behavior and partly to blame for why so many people have this particular STI.

I don't think it's just her, even. The quality of CBS' news coverage (nigh, all the major stations, but CBS in particular) has really diminished, too.

Bah. I'll take True Romance over anything Owen Wilson or Isla Fisher has ever been (or will ever be) in.

@NerD!!!: Doesn't Russell Crowe pretty much always look pissed off about something?

@cinemaddict: YOU WANT TO GET SHOT A WHOLE BUNCH 'A TIMES?!?

Jack Daniel's it is!

I have to believe that if there were ever a little GoLikeHellMachine, I would attempt to stay away from brand-wear, period. Though from reading some of your comments, it sounds like that's not all that easy.

@alaskanbrownbear: HAHAHAHAHA GENIUS!

Totally sickening, awful advice.

One of my favorite dog pictures ever is Bud, from Horatio's Drive. If you haven't seen it, you should, and the dog is one of really cute parts.

I sort of feel like I'm not so bad, as my greatest sins are usually just being a fairly innocuous (but rowdy) drunk and having a hard time keeping my apartment clean.

@tranquilmademoiselle: I think the difference with Obama is that, whether it's fair or not, they're going to play nicer with him. Because of the (again, realative) nicety with which he's run his campaign, McCain and co. are going to have to be careful how they attack him.

@tranquilmademoiselle: I don't think that Clinton should drop out of the race - everyone has the opportunity to run, and should take it.

Goddammit, Gawker Media, fix your fucking websites. Comments are jacked on all of them.

An interesting side note to this is that Olbermann has, while being biased for Obama in this particular primary, usually been really supportive of both Bill and Hillary Clinton. I think he is genuinely disappointed - not just talking-head disappointed.

This is similar to how my dog eats. Except, being a basset hound, she then drools it from my kitchen to my living room.

@antisocialite: I was going to point that out as well, but this is more succinct. And missing the swearing I was going to include.

Jesus Christ, not all short dudes are dicks!

@Yellowbug2001: I don't know what causes it, but I can assure you that 99% of men's magazines (GQ included) are terrible, too. Esquire just happens to be one that, while not without its' flaws, seems to really genuinely focus on good writing.