This did in fact happen to me in my last job. The bosses would never say anything bad and then unload during the performance review, and it was both useless and awful. Yes, I could’ve fixed all that...IF YOU HAD TOLD ME.

My cats were always fine in a car. Both of them would sit on the dash in the sun and go to sleep. We had to take them, about once every couple of months, on a five hour car ride because we were traveling between homes and didn’t want to ditch the cats. Honestly, I think it’s just a “cry it out” kind of thing. Put the…

When you remove the obvious target from a group, the non-obvious-targets will start raging at each other. It’s awful.

After Trump I’m pretty okay saying this.

She’s got two states now. Michigan is up next at 7 mil.

Do I forgive Jill Stein’s catering to the anti-vaxxers? No. Am I still entirely on board this particular train? Yes.

I’m so, so sorry. I lived in Jacksonville and Sarasota for years, and my water was okay. D:

I have never been happier not to see “nuclear weapons” in an article.

On craft food:

Where the hell are you living that tap water in Florida isn’t potable?

Honestly, the reason cupcakes suck is they’re SO FUCKING TINY. Rather like with all fancy food, if I’m paying double what I normally would for your food, I want something that will keep me full all day. I’m spending two times a normal meal for this, it should give me two times the fullness factor. None of this teeny…

You are fat and *correct.*

“By the way, have you ever been on a diet where you actually measure food? I know you’re supposed to do this if you’re trying to keep your weight down, but it’s fucking unbearable. To get a measuring cup and scoop out one sad, tiny cup of cereal … I can’t. It barely covers the bottom of the bowl, man. I am not…

People aren’t turned off because we still want the things that Spore and NMS were going to give us. We’re still holding out that someone will get it right.

Hundreds of photographs, my ass. I once made a leather and satin ball gown with tabards and all sorts of accents and it was damn good and no one asked me for pics at like three separate large conventions. You mean PROFESSIONAL cosplayers get asked for hundreds of photos. It’s enough to make me want to quit out of…

Seriously, this. Film that shit and put it on Youtube and publicize the hell out of it en masse.

“(The ‘Overton Window’ is a theory that there is a range of acceptable ideas in the public’s political imagination, and that anything outside of that is impossible for most people to even begin to articulate.)“

Guys, look. With all the politics articles saying “oh we’re just boned,” how the fuck are we supposed to think we can do anything about this? I’m already sinking into this whole learned helplessness thing. Like, if we’re screwed, ok, I’ll just lie down and die here.

So did you just admit to slashing your neighbor’s tires in a passive-aggressive demand for him to move his trailer? You’re a dick.

His neighbors’ skulls.