I dunno, the Volt 2016 is treating me amazingly. Chevy did a fine job in my book.

Hahaha opposite! I’m autoblacked on Gawker.

I walked right into that one.

I’d chip in if you got me un-shadowbanned on Jezebel somehow. :P

What even is Pebble?

Rural players aren’t compatible with the Ingress engine and never have been. That’s probably going to be a “suck it up” point. The game is already at capacity. Niantic doesn’t need more players.

They’ve been rejiggering spawn points slowly for a while, so yeah, you’ll see better stuff over time.

WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP BITCHING NOW? Niantic did a good thing. Good lord. Everyone was mewling like someone shot their dog when Pokevision went down.

COTD.

If it’s not allowed on the site, I’m guessing it’s either about a non-murder serious crime (rape, human trafficking, etc), inherently racist, or involves way, *way* too much fetish shit. Perhaps literally. None of which I can imagine Jason doing, so I got nothing.

OK so really what is happening to Jalopnik? I like it here.

CAN I HAVE MY COMMENTS VISIBLE AGAIN PLEASE

I fucking loved Jack Frost you take that back :P

No. No, no, no, no, NO.

Vote someone who will get elected.

Hahaha oh good lord. Fuck Baltimore. I went there once and never again.

Everyone’s shitting on you, but you’re right. If a person needs rules, okay, maybe two drinks is fine for them. Good for them. But, I dunno, I have had fun sober parties and I’ve had fun drunk parties, and I would say, if you want more than two drinks, do it. Sometimes I want to party until I fall asleep on the couch…

Just looking at the headline...good! The fewer women having to put up with his sexist bullshit and leering, the better.

That I couldn’t tell you

let me guess, you live either in SoCal or NYC