DO NOT SELL THIS GUY CARDS. He’s planning to be a douche and buy all Black Lotuses in existence and sell them at like a million bucks to collectors or some shit.

Lawd, son. To be fair when it was cheap, it was a must-have, so I can see why they did that.

Huh! I haven’t played in enough years that maybe now tutoring just isn’t as possible in general. I need to get back up to speed.

Sealed is better in larger groups anyway, because you get a greater variety of improv decks to check out!

I honestly thought TF2 was dead now, especially given Overwatch. I thought it had just turned into Hat Economics Simulator.

There is a reason I only want to play Sealed when I play Magic. I’m a noob, and Sealed drastically hacks down the ability of good players to, well, be good. When all you can do is make a deck with the cards you randomly got out of packs, your max deck quality is now harshly capped. It means I ever have a chance and I…

I’d argue that if you’re *not* searching your deck for cards, you’re probably playing less optimally for a number of deck types. It’s often better to have the right cards with a bit more effort than pray for random ones to work out.

A lot of people are going to be mad at you for this, though I agree. Magic’s land mechanic adds a lot of complexity, but it really varies on the person as to whether that adds to or detracts from the game. Getting shitty land draw (or too much land draw) will kill a deck, and this can happen even with the best…

This isn’t true randomness at all. It does require strategy, and everyone is sort of missing that point or something.

*ahem.* Duuuuuuuuh.

“But Timon, what if he’s on our side?” “That’s the dumbest thing I ever — wait a minute. WHAT IF HE’S ON OUR SIDE? You know, having a lion around might not be such a bad idea.” “So we’re keeping him?” “Of course. Who’s the brains of this operation?”

Go to the South and play the religion card. Say all the buzzwords fundies like. Come up with a set of feel-good speeches that are barely religion related (except that they mention God and Jesus a bunch) and talk to them. Ask for donations to the church, mention tithing, etc. Take the money and swim in it like Scrooge…

I’d rather my taxes go to educating people than many of the things they go to right now.

Honestly, I will still say you did the right thing by your brother. I’d have beaten the snot out of those asshole kids too. You both are lucky to have each other.

Because the twisty blade is pretty as hell. I love artistic looking knives. That’s really why one would own this.

excuse me but sunkist is the best soda and I refuse to have it compared to the sack of shit known as donald trump :P

Good to know your opinion. I’ll let the entirely non-criminal people I know who like weird shit know that talking about it apparently isn’t okay.

Yes yes, I know. :P Slightly tongue in cheek, since half my family is Eastern European, when I heard about the stereotype I was like FINALLY WOMEN WHO ARE LIKE ME

I’m legit curious now — what patterns have you seen?

Yeeeeeah the funny thing is that “car enthusiasts” even sometimes have cheap shitboxes because they like getting their hands dirty and fixing something from the ground up. Expensive =/= best car.