“I’m not a nerd, nerds are smart!” -Milhouse/The Simpons, also my motto.

Trust me, I am the NERDIEST nerd. Even nerds are embarrassed by me.

Somewhat related, I’m part of a group online of kimono enthusiasts

Maybe, but it would be worth it because dem cheekzz.

karma for stealing kate becksinsale in 1941

Would go-funding someone’s felonies get me 8 to 10?

I always got a good laugh at how pissed people were about black Cinna, who is literally described in the book as not white.

I’ma kidnap Chris Brown’s baby please support my gofundme page.

RE Amanda Stenberg: my friend put this on facebook the other day and it legit almost made me cry. She is so wonderful.

Yep. His show is pure garbage but I like him.

Maury is weird- his talk show is bottom of the barrel horrible, but somehow he doesn’t come across as a horrible person. Which may be why he’s still on the air and almost all of his contemparies aren't.

I work in a child care center. One of our parents was on Maury. Another parent and “friend” of hers told us about it. Watched it on YouTube... It was the most horrific and splendid 10 minutes of my life.

RIGHT?! I was like

Maury: Connie, did you drink that entire handle of McCormick's vodka last night?

I was shocked when I found out. It made me somehow respect him more, which I realize is bizarre.

It’s happened twice. A woman accused a guy of being the father of her twins. And when I opened the envelope —and I don’t know the answers before anybody else does —he was the father of one of the twins, but not the other. And they were fraternal twins. And science says that’s a million-to-one shot, that there could be…

0/10, subpar troll. try again!

Looking into those vacant eyes and that lackluster expression, I can see why struggling professional models can get salty about her. :/

I just...I don’t understand the allure in make a face like that