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They don’t have sharp enough manateeth.

Manatees are totally chill and will gladly take your picture if you ask.

In the immortal words of Dwight Schrute:

Ohhhhh it’s a selfie stick... I was wondering if maybe the manatee had the camera

lolol “IT’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!”

I examine objects like a fucking boss.

Baz Lurhmann is the king of empty aestheticism. I don’t trust him one bit.

This sounds good but ugh, Baz Luhrmann. Will never forgive him for the Australia movie.

Well I live above ground, I do like mushrooms, there is hair on my toes, I’m about 5’9”, I like ale, I’m pretty good at growing veggies, I’m not that into war and shit.

Oh man d.

I’m sorry, do you mean D.A. Alex Cabot left her husband for Sgt. Olivia Benson???

MAN-dy, duhhhhhhhh

me & u rn

My stepmother has absolutely Shrivered every girl her son has dared bring home.

yes.

You..and my mother in law.