This is not necessary

Anything for SELENAS.

it all makes sense now.

To your points: A) No matter. Permateen. B) U mad bro??

this conversation made me figuratively crap my pants

I’m going to nod disapprovingly at his face, check out his body, and then go hate listen to the song of his that I kinda like that plays on the radio.

I think you mean Nick Jonass.

baby ... geese, perhaps?

I am old, but for some reason I see Nick Jonas as a baby, and Zayn Malik as more adult and sexy.

It’s painful that they’re still going through with a studio release after the reception at Cannes. Everyone in the cast looked like orphaned baby birds, shivering in the cold, dark French judgment after that screening.

Amy Poehler has red-haired sons with her brunette ex.... and I never thought she was a natural blonde... I thought she has been a bottle blonde for the entire time I’ve known of her (minus the black wig she often wore on UCB). The link alleges she is a natural blonde. Was I wrong or are they wrong?

Neville can bury the lede in me, if you know what I’m saying.

This gif makes me want to see this movie to know the context of this gif.

a movie together that Gosling will direct, which I am going to watch the shit out of

That gif is hypnotizing. What a beautiful man.

But they’re half-Armenian, so technically the Kardashians are partially their fault.

My friend accosted him at a mall once to get a photo and he was apparently great and awkward and charming. This face is great, and I’m glad to know for certain he shops at The Gap.

One of my coworkers is genuinely devastated that Barry Manilow is gay (or bi; I don’t know how he identifies). Like, to the point of tears devastated.

If Adam Scott wasn’t married, I’d like to see him and me getting together. Because he’s like the most adorable human ever.