She’s Too Young remake with Kiernan Shipka as Hannah and Ansel Elgort as the dude who gives her syphilis

Daniel Day-Lewis and Julianne Moore in I Am My Own Grandpa.

I watched that movie recently when I was sick with strep and that shit is straight up tragedy porn

Here Lizard lizard liz...OH FUCK

Wait you will be closer to me too I want you to find a job but I also want to troll bars with you for men for us to eat this is very hard especially because I am very selfish.

“Join us we are fabulous”

To be fair, has anyone named Crystal ever exceeded our expectations?

Is there a place where we can tell them to “Gofundyourself?”

I don't think anyone who hasn't lived there has any idea how mixed Massachusetts actually is, politically. You tell them that's where Mitt Romney (that fucking carpetbagger) was governor, and they're all, "No. REALLY?"

I hope it’s way over 20.

lol it is the illuminati or the beygency or maybe the Rihanna navy. I was only kidding I would never pirate music.

Correction: the attorney general is Maura Healey. She replaced Martha Coakley. Yes, the same one that lost to both Scott Brown and Charlie Baker. Healey is a considerable step up from Coakley.

IMM CUMMIN ;)

i literally dare you to find me

Kean’s been trying to top Rutgers for years, without success.

It is a really nice table though.

Whatever, Common is still Common, A Song for Assata is still dope, and everyone will continue to assume a place called "Kean University" is some made up diploma printing sweatshop in New Jersey.

I LIVE OUTSIDE NYC

WHY DO YOU LIVE FAR AWAY

THIS.