GIMME THIS FACKING DOG

Wow, he’s a fucking scumbag.

Yeaahhhh I’m gonna have to be stoned for this, aren’t I

David Archuleta, sit the fuck down please

Enough.

You’re my new favourite.

autographed copies of the Constitution

Can we go after Dane Cook anyway?

I ... I still kind of want the iPhone case

lmao. ok you win!

omg PATRICIA ARQUETTE WAS PRACTICALLY TARRED AND FEATHERED AROUND THESE PARTS. But this gets a pass. Because handsome?

Yeah, that one in particular pissed me off.

If he wasn’t hot and accent-y, people would be going after him with pitchforks.

You might want to redact your original comment, then.

UMMMM

yup

Unrelated, but HOLY SHIT GIMME YR DOG, CLAUDETTEIA. GIMME GIMME GIMME

Oh man, I would have worn the shit out of that to my prom.

I don’t start my new job until next week and I have a very generous long-distance plan. I’m down.