alconleigh
alconleigh
alconleigh

OMG THAT'S THE ONE I WANT

When Big Gay takes over, all Curves locations will be renamed GUUUUUUURL.

omg what is Big Gay Ice Cream and why can't I have it now

haha welllll if I don't get a job in a few weeks, I might have to move back home and then we'll be like half an hour away from each other.

If Kris owned a Snuggie, I think it would have a picture of her face on it. Or maybe Kim's.

You're probably right - there is like a 89% chance he's just sitting in his house smoking weed and watching daytime TV which COINCIDENTALLY is what I'm doing after dramatically quit-or-get-fired from my job last week.

I took one of those v. accurate Buzzfeed quizzes about which Kardashian I was. I can't say I was disappointed to have gotten Kris. She gets shit done.

Looked at this really quickly and though Kris was in a Snuggie.

Someone just tell me what the fuck is actually going on in the Zayniverse.

I went to two Catholic weddings recently (one of which was RamonaQuimby's which was AWESOMEEEE), but it had been a LONG time since I spent so much time kneeling. Holy fuck. How did we do that for like an hour at Stations of the Cross????

THIS. My middle school was hardcore. Run by nuns. So stereotypically New England small town. Admittedly our chapel was beautiful, but when you have to stare at each stained-glass window for 5-10 minutes apiece, AND YOU'RE FUCKING ELEVEN YEARS OLD, you kind of don't care.

I think the Beliebers might be coming ... :-|

um

Also, star this comment if you went to Catholic school and still remember how much fucking time you'd be spending in chapel this week.

OK but was Biebs' dad actually a carpenter because if so, I'm kind of worried that this is the second coming, and God is trying to teach us a lesson.

yesss Take That was also (originally) a five piece that became a 4 piece when Robbie quit in the 90's to become Robbie Fucking Williams. They actually went back to being a five piece for awhile because Robbie came back* but now he's gone again and so is Jason and I think we're all pretending the new album didn't

When he hangs on to those long notes forever like

1D Crusader 4 lyfe

omg he’s the emoji that’s like half blue with the little tears