holy fucking shit. i hope you spat in his water.

moar details pls

Liam why

Uggggghhhh. I feel you. Some poses are just not doable if you're a C-cup and up.

omg I just LOL'ED SO LOUD.

Wait were you the dude staring at me in the kombucha lounge

It makes me so sad when I hear people say they had bad yoga experiences. I'm pretty new at it, but I love it. I'm not massively bendy (any time the instructor tries to get me to go into Wheel, I pretty much just laugh), but any good instructor should be encouraging you and helping you do modified poses in order to…

Let he who has never farted in yoga cast the first stone.

SEXFLIX

COTD, also THANK YOU FOR AGREEING, RATIONAL HUMAN

Me tooooooo but I was picturing the veal and mozzarella meatballs from my favourite Italian restaurant.

We get it, you like sex

Since Being a Cat Lady got defeated, I'm pulling HARD for Netflix. Don't let me down, bitches.

Food, that's why.

That would be my ideal final two. Hard choice.

Cheetah

No Biebs has turned a corner, unfortunately Cruz is unredeemable

First of all, how dare you.

[eyes start to bleed]

Absolutely not. This is unacceptable. This is America. It is 2015.