Wow

Ew

ET TU, HAZEL

TAKE IT BACK

GAH

oh my god you shut your damn mouth about B.Coops before I shut it for you

uggggghhhhhhhhggggghhhhghghghghghg

He is truly a ladyboner-killer.

don't your paws get tired from typing?

What's weird is that they seem to be somewhere in the Kinjaverse - e.g. I clicked on the Serena Williams article, which was supposed to have like 40+ comments, but only a handful showed up.

I like eggs in almost every way, can I still have a weapon?

This isn't a direct response to what you just said but 1. I hear you, darling and 2. I know a lot of girls want thigh gap. I want those amazing, strong thighs. I suspect those are harder to achieve than the former, though.

OMG I KNOW

Ugh. I'm going to the gym for like 7 hours today.

I will admit that I have some MPDGish tendencies. I'd like to see a realistic portrayal of this in a film though, where Male Protagonist eventually gets Tired of Your Kinda Crazy Ass, Alcon-Pixie Dream Girl.

Fuck John Green, all his terrible books, and all of his stupid undeserved money

BRB this is my new avatar

cotd

Wait, their mascot is the Vixens??

I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE INEVITABLE DEMISE OF ONE DIRECTION WTF KINJA STOP RUINING MY LIFEEEEEEEEEE