Some of us don't work near indie coffee shops where they make artisanal handcrafted drinks from shade-grown bird-friendly sustainable coffee beans that were personally rained down from heaven by Jesus himself

So good.

Some people care way too much about their jobs and also other people's choices

People can be SO MEAN at Tim's. Probably because horrible people like horrible coffee.

Breadstix, Inc.

aaaaaahhhhh!!!!

Government employees have way more access to BC and cheap abortions DONTCHA KNOW

Fuck Kat Von D, man

Can u not

I've noticed that if some of the "new people" disagree with you on something, they don't see it as an opportunity to educate or engage in a construction debate, it literally becomes I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG AND ALSO PROBABLY A RACIST/RAPIST/BABYEATER

I don't know if you have Twitter, but if you do, please find me. I can give you more deets, but you can find me through Adultosaur, Jia, and Mark to name a few.

you sound like a real peach

DON'T LEAVE ME

It's my nostalgia perfume. I also have The Beat, which is one of my "going out" perfumes, along with Boudoir by Vivienne Westwood.

[screams internally]

Whatever, basic perfumes smell good sometimes okay*

WOW.

My ladyboner for him wilted a long time ago

ew.

I pretty much just wrote the same thing. TWINSIES!