Ratchet

omg I'm never not going to call him Tooch now.

It's actually just some dude's basement in Mtl and a bingo hall in Toronto

This is the perfect and perhaps only response

NO BACKSIES

This seems like as good a place as any to ask why people are so obsessed with Elsa?

Also I feel like there was a Coke commercial aspect to that too

omg i gotta vote like 28 times, if it doesn't go to Phillips Exeter I'm gonna dieeeee

It's a stupid phrase and I hate it

Jamie Dornan, as if Universal's lawyers didn't make you sign an airtight contract. You're going to be on the hook for all three of these suckers, my little bae.

She and her boyfriend K'naan

no way, I want that radioactive shit. keep it exciting

I don't think I have the energy to care about this show anymore. It's so ... nonsense-y.

ugh you're right :(

PEEN

She kinda looked like she felt bad for him by the "big reveal" which by the way made me want to throw literal shit at my TV

Look at the Oscar statues just sitting on the table in that YouTube clip. Just chilling.

WHERE IS THERE SOUP

I have a pretty clear schedule and am ok with getting fired for doing nothing (interview for an actually not shit job tomorrow, WISH ME LUCK U GUISE) and I am willing to look into this in depth