PANTIES.

Yeah I'm still pretty sure she's terrible

‪#‎IEATBULLIES‬ ‪#‎TEAMDASCHA‬ ‪#‎ISMELLGOOD‬ ‪#‎phuckelectrons‬‪#‎ILUVMYFANS‬ .

Like, if you want one, cool. Go for it. But like ... come on. Don't expect your insurance to pay for that shit.

[no one needs a doula]

Well, my soul just died :( </3

I'm screaming internally :(

ew oh god she's so big she's going to crush us all

And respectability politics is really only directed at the Black community as some sort of justification for oppression and violence. Because GOD KNOWS there aren't any white people who aren't articulate or speak in "jibberish."

Like ... real talk. I put out. Often. Because PUTTING OUT IS FUN.

OH MY GOD SHE IS EVERYTHING I HATE ABOUT GIRLS NAMED MEGHAN

WOW that is a bold gamble, could pay off though if we get enough people in this pool. $10 to pay in? Reasonable to youse guise?

Vanderpump Rules "star" Jax Taylor thinks George Clooney could do much better than wife Amal Clooney.

Should we make a "How long until Amber Heard files for divorce" Jezebel pool?

Also, dear tabloids, re: RihCaprio:

"I haven't kissed a boy in forever," Meghan Trainor tells Seventeen.

She is so good live

Isn't she just?

Jessie why

Von Clyderdale, thank god you're here. xx