Pain Capable Unborn Child Protection Act

upgrade

BDSM experts weighing in in three..two...one...

The Germans have words for EVERYTHING.

oh wow he's a big guy. sorry

Obligatory wet seal picture

I'm surprised the Daily Mail wasn't all

Fuck her, fuck Bill Cosby, fuck the fact that he is doing THREE SHOWS in southern Ontario this week.

amen.

I'm the third act of every movie you've ever seen

Yeah the zodiac stuff is cute. But like I'm sorry what is this fucking top and why was it originally $148

I just checked out their website to see if it was worth snagging any cheap-o firesale deals ... no thanks. That shit is fug.

Also rumoured that those weird nudie pics of hers that were like 85% closeups of her nipples were meant for Baffleck.

I wish Googling "Prince George overalls" was something I got to do in the regular course of my workday.

I know it's the new year and we're supposed to be making resolutions and trying to be better people and whatever, but fuck it. I really, from the bottom of my heart, hope this woman gets hit by a bus.

stop i'm dyinggg

1. COFFEE MEETS BAGEL OMG I HAVE TO GOOGLE THIS NOW. SO CUTE.

oh man the top knots in that video were DIVINE.

I'm fine with that