I said it many weeks ago on Kinja, this is all about a dick show. If he was packing a solid 6-8 inches, he would want all the owners to see. Its all about his not wanting the world to see his shriveled old 3-4 incher. It always comes down to dick size with these old ass idiots.

It seems to me that the holding of things belonging to Robert Kraft is how we got here in the first place.

“America, what do you think of your President’s execution?”

I’d concur, but Ivanka isn’t a WWE diva (just a diva in general). 

Truly, nobody cuts to the heart of what a oafish buffoon Trump is quite like you, David. This had me in stitches:

Vince McMahon must have promised Donald Trump his pick of divas in exchange for allowing Army football players to suit up for the XFL next year.

Yet more indisputable evidence that everyone who voted for this clown is either an idiot, an asshole, or both.  There is no other possibility.  

If you have a system where teams could be relegated/promoted, then there is more financial incentive for owners to spend the money to keep their team from being relegated. And enthusiastic fan support is great, but it will easily wear off and really doesn’t mean dick if the owner doesn’t want to spend the money to…

Here is an idea for a post, in case anyone has the time, energy, and knowhow:

Exactly right. The four you listed, plus Lillard and Harden have been putting up wild performances every game. This second round has been fun as hell. 

Some of us understood. Some of us were rated “You’re genius” while our sisters were rated “eg-nor-amus” and we never let them live it down.

Don’t get ahead of yourself - the Raptors still have Playoffs Kyle Lowry.

That dunk you linked to at the end of the game had me chuckling when I saw it in real time.

Yeah, that would be a fun list -

Because people are dumb and will sue for their own dumb actions. It’s just easier to put a disclaimer. Especially one that’s tongue in cheek. 

“The only reasons why I sometimes keep my cars unlocked is that there’s nothing in them worth stealing and they themselves are shitboxes that nobody has any interest in.”

This was actually basically true for a very long time. 

Giannis has a higher average “number of times per game where I go ‘well ... ok ... I don’t even know how you’re supposed to defend that.’” rate than any other player currently in the league.

The first rule about MT anti-theft is you do not talk about MT anti-theft. Everyone reads the internet, now these future car jackers are out there learning MT, how to locate kill switches or simply flat-bed my P.O.S. car.

I’d have to say anybody who starts at point for the Knicks is the most demoralizing player in the NBA.