The worst part of this experience is that there’s now incontrovertible video proof that he attended an O’s game.

Don’t use other people’s stuff without permission. 

Dealers actually get smart with dashcams. They actually look for them and disconnect. When I confronted dealer about it, they claimed that they wanted to prevent battery drain / interference with diagnostics.

Pablo Sandoval has a stat line that reminds us of Minnesota’s Mudcat and a physique that reminds us of Mississippi’s Mudpie.

If you booted up a video game and tried to achieve that combination in one game playing Sandoval’s avatar, how difficult would it be?

Seems excessive to replace a Suzuki Samurai because of a broken mirror.

I guess it’s a career they could see themselves doing. 

It’s far from my first visual novel. It’s the first I’ve played published on a console that’s been this blatant. 

“This town isn’t ready for a black person in a position of power.”

The people calling attention to this are the real racists. 

Rename this the General Sherman and do burnouts in Atlanta.

It’s going to blow this woman’s damn mind that in the New Testament, Rome wasn’t ‘the good guy’ in the story.

But but but TELLING HER SHES WRONG TO BE A BIGOT IS CENSORSHIP!

You’ll wreck what every you put it in quicker, guaranteed.

Oh yes. BMW has infuriated me with their lack of consistency in naming lately.

Lay on the accelerator until the corner, drift, bounce off the car sensibly taking the turn, take the lead.

This is precisely how every one of my races start in Forza.

Literally just status. It’s sad.

The really dumb question: Why does she even need a degree? What could it possibly do for her? Why would her parents pay 500k to get her into a good school when they could put that same money toward ... idk, launching a clothing line or acting classes or some other kind of self promotion more in line with this woman’s…

Every time I’ve tried to slurp, I’ve caused a mess. Something about the way I do the deed causes the noodle to ‘flick’ as you get to the end of it, which inevitably causes little drips of broth to go everywhere... including the inevitable splatter on my glasses, which then requires me to stop eating and clean the…