To be fair, it’s his brain that’s racist, not his femur. 

IIRC, he was really good in “Funny People.” He has acting chops when he cares. 

I didn’t realize Escape to the Movies was still around, this was an excellent thing to learn today. 

It’s too ugly and not fun enough to be worth getting it for its uniqueness. CP. 

Pretty sure Cole Phelps could solve an arson faster than that. 

“Bran the wheelie wheelie legs no feely” 

There were so many cavalry charges that could have been destroyed by a disciplined infantry square, ffs. 

She had never murdered innocent civilians before. That was a massive and undeveloped (notice I say undeveloped, they foreshadowed it, but that’s not the same thing) twist. Every ruler executes people who betray them, including lords who could help foment rebellion if they were alive. Everyone else she has killed has…

If he actually meant it sincerely, they wouldn’t care. It very obviously wouldn’t be, though, so people should call it out for what it would be. FFS you people are weird. 

Seriously, even the standard people-mover versions of the Civic and Accord  generally have better handling than the non-Mazda cars in their class. 

To be fair, we had a much better jet, we just stopped making it

The Snyder cut doesn’t fucking exist, and it would suck if it did. Snyder isn’t good at making films. 

This is the dumbest thing I have read all day. 

I was joking a while ago that Rey was Satine and Obi-Wan’s grandaughter or something

Should only have to stop to add oil once

It looks like a fucking angry bird. 

My dad had a ‘41 Cadillac that he deeply regrets selling

That reminds me of a Zoom segment where they had to literally follow instructions on how to make a PB&J sandwich and ended up with some hilarious stuff. 

To be fair, Alpha Protocol was hilariously complicated, that game was always going to be buggy as shit. 

Holy shit, I know Minna Zallman Proctor. She’s an awesome person.