To be fair, it’s his brain that’s racist, not his femur. 

IIRC, he was really good in “Funny People.” He has acting chops when he cares. 

I didn’t realize Escape to the Movies was still around, this was an excellent thing to learn today. 

It’s too ugly and not fun enough to be worth getting it for its uniqueness. CP. 

Pretty sure Cole Phelps could solve an arson faster than that. 

If he actually meant it sincerely, they wouldn’t care. It very obviously wouldn’t be, though, so people should call it out for what it would be. FFS you people are weird. 

Seriously, even the standard people-mover versions of the Civic and Accord  generally have better handling than the non-Mazda cars in their class. 

This is the dumbest thing I have read all day. 

Should only have to stop to add oil once

It looks like a fucking angry bird. 

My dad had a ‘41 Cadillac that he deeply regrets selling

That reminds me of a Zoom segment where they had to literally follow instructions on how to make a PB&J sandwich and ended up with some hilarious stuff. 

To be fair, Alpha Protocol was hilariously complicated, that game was always going to be buggy as shit. 

Holy shit, I know Minna Zallman Proctor. She’s an awesome person.

I was actually going to suggest Call of Juarez: Gunslinger and Echo

CoJ: Gunslinger’s graphics have held up incredibly well, and I love the unreliable narrator aspect of the story. 

For books, this usually amounts to “the author’s politics don’t agree with mine”

The best Lee Child books are the ones where people make an effort to whine about the books being “political.”

A $1,700 interesting car that won’t be impossible to keep on the road.

Frankly, I’d have taken this over my last cheap shit car if it had been available

*see’s Schitt’s Creek at 23 and Bojack at 7*
HAHAHAHAHAHA

I also really liked Brotherhood, but Black Flag was definitely my favorite.