It’s hilarious to read this while the Cubs are down 10-1 to the fucking Mets at this particular moment.

Still photos of pitchers’ elbows while they’re pitching are always disgusting.

“his ERA is sitting at a very nice 0.69 in 39 innings”

.069?  Nic...shit, you did the joke already right there, didn’t you.  Dammit. 

Clint Dempsey was good but Tim Howard is the US Football player who deserves random shout outs.

If we really need holes filled then why did we get rid of Galen Scott?

The only thing laws against jumping cars does is prevent GOOD people from jumping their cars 

This is just another sad story of cops trying to profit off of innocent drivers that are fully-capable of jumping their cars and should not be hassled by “the man”. The fact that he crashed has nothing to do with this. Everyone makes mistakes.

Hopefully, this is the first of many instances of owners and players being on the same page. 

A little too on the nose. Any detective worth their salt knows Philadelphians often treat cheesesteaks as legal tender.

::sigh:: I really, truly thought it was a logical distinction...

Obviously it was a mistake, but I really hope that guy has a photograph of the hight he flew. Say what you want, but for a brief moment that man did something so awesome, so bold, so American, he should be proud.

Charger, not Challenger.

This is a good comment.

watching that will never get old

If you don’t create spaces for people to legally jump their cars, they will illegally jump them on the street.

Wrong car. Wrong terrain. Wrong wrong wrong.

Just some good old boys, never meaning no harm...

Just listen to Trump pronounce it, and understand that he’s no good with words so it has to be the opposite.

I feel like Antifa is becoming same as socialism for the right in US. They insist on making these into bad words because otherwise people might realise they are actually pro what those words represent and that would make it clear Republicans stand on the wrong side of history. When you can obscure the meaning you can…