I’m not sure how much sarcasm there is in this post. 

I’m still never rooting for James Harden blatantly committing offensive fouls on nearly every play, but I do now support their GM. 

I’m firmly convinced that 90+% of NFL coaches are actually really fucking stupid, and the only reason that they make money as NFL coaches is because people were willing to let them fail enough to eventually amass small sample size success. The one vaguely smart coach in the NFL is literally the best coach to ever play…

EXCUSE ME where is Demetrious Johnson you incompetent hack? 

The Nets’ owner’s post is particularly obnoxious. I hope they lose every single game this year. 

Seriously, what’s the point of even being a billionaire if you’re a fucking coward? 

To be fair, there’s good money on the universe turning into small clusters of galaxies that are too distant from other galaxies for us to be able to see them. 

I will never not star this

He’s a massive fucking moron on anything not related to basketball, and is only sort of competent at basketball stuff that exclusively relates to performance on the floor

This is literally the opposite of your obligation as a worker. Your obligation as a worker is to do your best to be fairly compensated for your work. 

Always relevant for these sorts of discussions

There’s a bit in Hangover 2 that’s pretty transphobic and played for laughs, but nothing really in Hangover 1 aside from that “paging Dr. F**got” line that someone else mentioned. .

He also can’t beat MSU, who is their other main rival. He’s 2-2 against them, and they haven’t exactly been worldbeaters while he’s been there. 

Shea Patterson sucks. People have known this for more than a year now. I can’t believe anyone seriously thought this offense was going to be any good. 

He’s not a streaker if he’s wearing clothes ffs. 

Yeah, that is not even remotely legal. 

I’d argue yes. Thomas was going unnecessarily high and put his helmet into Rudolph’s jawline, which is an extremely dangerous place to get hit. He could have made different decisions that would have resulted in something other than Rudolph getting concussed. However, this wouldn’t have been as serious as it turned out…

It makes me feel bad for Haskins, who has one of the best arms I’ve ever seen, but is forced to play for a coach who doesn’t want him and a shitshow of an organization. 

“no serious injury, just a bad concussion”
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