They have to wait until after the CFP, or they’ll have to go with an interim head coach because Dabo Swinney probably won’t be available until then.

Yeah, that’s like intentionally walking Bonds with the bases loaded, except Barry Bonds is probably better at football than most of the Dolphins players.

I like how ESPN’s website has somehow gotten less readable over time. 

I traded for Ekeler a week before Gordon’s holdout ended. It’s still ultimately not a terrible deal, but that sucked. 

Plus, they used to have a player named Coco Crisp. That’s gotta count for something. 

I feel less bad about trading him for Ekeler now. 

At least at my company, the HR turnover his hilariously high. I have no idea why, the company otherwise has good benefits and treats people surprisingly well, despite all the value the higher ups steal. 

Back in high school, I made a serious effort to get all the flags in AC2. There is no way in hell I would bother with that these days. I still try to do every side quest, though, so this game would definitely take me months. 

Let me save you some time. The consistently best teams in terms of NFL starting gigs are Alabama and OSU. Both of those teams have maybe 25 total players who are NFL quality, at best. The worst NFL team has at least 40 NFL-quality players. They would get the absolute shit kicked out out of them.

I would actually appreciate it if they went with wild ideas that actually had a chance of succeeding. The Wing T is the easiest offense in football to defend if you have a competent linebacker. The ball is literally going where ever the guards go on every play. At least do something creatively wacky and stupid. 

If Jim Harbaugh loses to either an unranked team or OSU this year, he’s probably gone, and both of those things have a pretty good chance of happening, so he’ll be available. 

I almost feel like Gruden is deliberately trying to get shitcanned. He’s got to be fed up with the total shitshow that this organization is, and playing Haskins at least would give you some hope for the future if he hadn’t been saddled with such a pathetically mismanaged organization. He already lost the locker room…

I’m actually okay with that. Finesse isn’t a bad quality in engine noise to me. 

I’m actually fine with it not sounding particularly different or particularly loud, that’s still a good sound I would not mind listening to on a regular basis.

The Columbus local radio idiots did a parody of Du Haas for Dubois (starts at 0:27)

I mean, the perfect solution from a “determining which team is best” standpoint is to play a balanced schedule and declare the winner based on that, rather than a flukey playoff series, but that’s never going to happen. I would like it if the play-in wild card game was at least a best of 3 series, though. 

In this case, it’s worth what someone will play, jesus christ darren. 

Porsche 917/30. I just want to see how ridiculously over the top this thing is to drive. 

To be fair, Bryce Harper was only actually good for one year. That was always going to be a dumb signing for whoever made it. 

That’s not what begging a question means.