despite some of the latter seasons incredulous story lines, I thought Parenthood showed an accurate representation of raising kids.

since I was about 28, no more shooting, just oozing (unless there’s a really intense, long build up, but since I’m a consistenly monogamous man, that never happens). some days I barely clear my knuckles. I probably have prostate cancer.

Overly harsh? We’re talking about China. The country that only allowed one child? What are you, like 15?

I love batdance.

knife rips are hella effective. I used to do them in the kitchen at an old job when none of the stoners had a pipe.

no memories of Sir Charles? How young are you?

as a bay area native/San Francisco resident/lifelong dubs fan. ..I got chills.

not the time to make a joke.

wow, goldenmama, you is dum.

I keep it high and tight so I cut my hair once a week/week and a half.

it’s a tricky question: if you live in a large urban setting (I live in SF), SantaCon is much more prominent that in smaller places. St Paddys Day is everywhere, and is just awful. As an Irishman and a bartender, they both suck. But to answer your question, we don’t let Santas in to my bar.

I grew up in Boise in the 80's and being from the bay area, was and am a 49ERS fan. So were most of the people in Boise, maybe because relative proximity, maybe because the winning, who knows. Funny how when I’ve gone back to visit the last 12 years, everybody is a fucking Seahawks fan. Fuck Seattle.

nothing funny to say, just fucked up that with a nine word tweet everybody automatically knows the context. FUCK JED YORK.

oof...oh my...oof.

I’m 34, and I thought the modern Era sports record that would be the last to be broken would be the bulls’ 72-10 season. As a lifelong dubs fan...I love our prospects this year. (touch wood)

I don’t drink vodka at work or at bars, but I do at home, and I’ve recommended Ketel as my favorite vodka for years. Ive blind tasted my guests who swore the could tell Belvedere and Chopin from other, more call varieties, and without fail, they fail. Good to see this list is in line with what I thought; people have…

I don’t think it’s lame. The attempt at explaining, yeah, but I’m a 34 year old bartender and I don’t know what dabbing is...unless you’re talking about drugs.

someone’s got a hard on for Ronda Rousey. yeah, she got beat. unnecessary “think piece”.

it’s sweet but would be better if somebody else took/posted the picture. him doing it seems self serving.

our government at work. christ, that’s a bar bet.