that broad isn’t pregnant, that’s just alcohol/drug/late night delivery gut.

as a San Franciscan and life-long niners fan, I approached this season with reserved hope, only to see it get cat-pissed on in every possible way. the Tomsula Life Hack may provide the necessary levity I need to get through what is sure to be a 6-12, last place season. Thanks, Drew.

such a fucking good article. congrats, Mr. Howard. I hope this gets the attention it deserves.

early years Steve Young.

you’re awesome.

if you need this article to know how to get by, you’re a fucking amateur.

um...Hunter Pence, last year?

boise state alum here!

I gave up on pro wrestling as a kid, but Roddy is part of my childhood, and goddamn, the Maniac from “always sunny”? long live the kilt!

holy shit. that was not a scripted hot take. that was off the cuff “now I’m talking real talk” RACISM.

as a life long niners fan, I find it hard to admit to myself but I actually like Marshawn lynch. dammit, charm.

the warriors definitly got away with a few, did you see lebron score after Tristan Thompson pirouetted and fed him the ball? I can’t even think of specifics, there’s so many...out of bounds off Steph when it was clear he never touched it? Belladoves fucking no call slide tackle in game three? if a pun screen name…

as a life long Dubs fan, I was never worried. yeah, I’ve been upset at the losses, because their shooting has been awful, they’re turning the ball over too much, and apparently the refs have money on the Cavs. Ultimately, I’d LeBron James didn’t play super humanly and getting all the calls, today would be Warriors…

I take a certain joy knowing how close LeBron came in Cleveland, only to fall short, only to win in Miami, to make good and come back to Cleveland, lose Kevin Love, STILL make the Finals... only to inevitably lose again. God hates Cleveland. ps I live in San Francisco.