Fuck respecting adults! Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with people?! That bullshit is always used to justify authoritarianism, ironically by the same people screaming about government overreach.

It was something to see. Normally, a student would have politely accepted the non-responses but these kids were throwing down and making Rubio and Dana Loesche squirm. (Loesche could not have been more condescending and looked really put out to have to explain that the real problem is with the “crazies” in this…

EXACTLY. They also ignore all of Leviticus that applies to them. Including this little ditty from Exodus 23:9 “Do not oppress a foreigner; you yourselves know how it feels to be foreigners, because you were foreigners in Egypt.”

I just want to say that whenever Christians want to justify their horrible worldviews, they always quote either the Old Testament or a letter written by Paul... never Jesus.

Ah well, when an employee who’s not an employee is in a driverless car that’s not a driverless car, it’s easy to understand why they might treat a red light like it’s not a red light.

#blueballsmatter

So I don’t have to feel bad about using my credit card...just about where he asked me to swipe it.

#bluebonersmatter

Question for a NJ resident: am I supposed to tip the guy who holds my penis in the gas station rest room? He told me he works there.

Because sex is immoral but violence is just fine. Murica.

Can someone clarify why in this case he was suspended without pay, but the absurd number of cops who SHOOT people get to be suspended with pay? How does that work?

I’m starting to think every romcom should come with that as a disclaimer, read out by the lead actor, in the middle of the fucking movie.

Just a reminder for all men out there. If you think your dating strategy will make for a funny montage in a romcom, you probably should not do it and it’s most definitely unethical and/or illegal.