60% of the time, it works EVERY time! Kudos, NobodysFault...well-played.

unneccesary troll: "Get a Mac!" /unnecessary troll

Well, this tape certainly clears up a few lingering questions as to what I did last night...explains the whole "waking up naked in a jail cell" thing, too!

I was going to compose a witty response to your post, but it can wait until tomorrow.

I don't want to use the trite "+1" but this was just spectacular. "He's only mostly dead!" Also, too, I must take issue with the characterization of this guy as a murderer. Quite frankly, I would have to believe that the people he encouraged were already looking to end their lives. I certainly can't applaud his…

Damn, you beat me to it! Well-played, Mr. Bond...I read that that horse was dyed using Jello powder...delicious, sugary powder...

When did they change the name of the script from "The Rural Juror"?

Try this link. It's a Japanese Twitter client, apparently. Your Google-fu is not strong!

Some times they are not quite as forgiving...[www.reuters.com]

"...no one tried to dismember him." Setting the bar kind of low, aren't we?

Yeah, the Yanks are real broke up about that. Imagine waking up every morning and finding yourself in first place? And I'm well aware it's still April. I'm enjoying the now.

I think you nailed it. She has simply found a way to monetize her daughters' "talents" and is crying all the way to the bank. Besides, wouldn't she techically be a "madam"? Seriously, I think "pimp" is a bit harsh; she is not selling them for sexual favors...it's all about cashing in on being a "celebrity."

It's not for you and me, but apparently it's OK for Whoopi Goldberg. (Inasmuch as you can believe TMZ.)

I have some advice; get a Mac! (pulls pin from grenade, quickly leaves room)

She will soon be "appointed in rich Corinthian leather." I mean, hey, the woman is certainly of age and seems competent, so she can do anything she wants with her own body, but please...I already detect some strange dimples on her face, this will not end well.

I love that they misspelled "dyeing" on the first pic; some editor should get in trouble for that. These men are not "dying". Kudos to you for getting it right!

I'm crafting the perfect comment for this article, but it's going slowly. Can I get back to you tomorrow?

While this is quite true, it would be impolitic of OK! to admit that fact. Also, too, it would cause a dropoff in newstand sales. Never let the facts get in the way of the marketing!

They will pry mine from my cold, dead hands. The only drawback would be if I wanted to make Americanos for a crowd; luckily, that never happens.

Methinks wearing heels at 5 is going to be this little lady's smallest problem in the future...she is a lovely little thing, but really; how dare her parents allow the paps so much access to her? Good way to raise a nice, well-adjusted child...not.