"...most Marlon-Bland-o non-event of a person in the history of cream of wheat." I didn't realize that Ryan Seacrest was the real subject of this article.

Kristen Wiig already did it...

Barring drowning in a vat of the stuff, can there really be TOO much whipped cream??

I'm a big fan of this product and its predecessors (Noob Proof/Water Roof.) This version was released strictly to be compatible with OS X 10.7, aka "Lion." Works great, small footprint, it's all good. Oh, the best part? It's FREE....

He's obviously lying, as I am the person who invented e-mail. I also patented the '@' sign and emoticons.

"When you open up Secure Gmail, you'll prompted with a four-digit passcode or pattern to get access." (emphasis added.)

Excellent points, but I think Shakespeare said it better (or was it from an episode of Gilligan's Island??): Neither a borrower, nor a lender be.

I heard they sell them in packs.

"Dude, you're being very un-Dude!"

He left them in the same jar of alcohol where he stores his brain.

You have a nice day, too. Kisses!

(Puts down coconut milk ice cream and wipes mouth) Waaahh??? Yeah, I was not promoting coconut milk as a "healthy choice." Thanks for the link, too.

Thanks for the attempted insult, but i think I got the point just fine. As for not "rewarding...companies with poor labor conditions" sounds to me like an attempt on your part to enforce U.S. labor laws and practices in foreign countries. Not really our business, in my humble opinion. If you choose to forego buying…

While not appealing, I am sure there are other employment possibilities available. Again, I'm not defending making people work for long hours with no breaks, but it may well be better than other alternatives.

Nope, cholesterol comes from animal products only, not fruits and vegetables.

1) This article conflates conditions in Taiwan with those on the mainland; not necessarily the same thing.

I've never seen a player "back in" to a touchdown, but I'll take it. Go Blue!

No you don't! (Obligatory Monty Python reference)

Bah, who needs a "console" to play "video games"? Why, when I was younger, all we had were these! And we liked it!

While I enjoyed the video (and BE) very much, I was almost hypnotized by the soundtrack. Very appropriate, and really brought the video to life for me.