It doesn't matter. The upcoming season is going to be as terrible as ever.

Laugh now, but these people will be holding show trials for you soon, then it's a bullet in the head in a basement.

I forget - was that baseball bat routine in the stage show for the True Blue or the Who's That Girl tour?

#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion The only good Bruce Springsteen song is Born To Run By Frankie Goes To Hollywood

It will be a hard decision to see The Professor And The Madman. I've forgiven Mel for being a hotheaded, anti-semitic, racist, bastard motherfucker, but I still haven't forgiven Sean Penn for being Sean Penn.

For a second there I thought that said Scoot McNairy, but now I see it's Skeet instead. It does make me pine for some entertainment that features both a Scoot and a Skeet tho.

It's James Patterson joke week at the AV Club. Really curious to see where else it may turn up.

Jose Fernandez, Arnold Palmer, Herschell Gordon Lewis. Whew. Should be no more celebrity deaths this week at least.

No.

Siegfried and Roy

Can't wait for Trump's South By South Lawn. Let's try to imagine what kind of entertainment would be there:

GEEZERS FX you mean.

Jon Stewart

OK, I think Mads Mikelssen won the Dr. Smith Dream Casting contest in yesterday's LIS thread. Got any better ideas? Who would be the best Dr. Smith?

At least it's better than working at a soul crushing pork rind factory. I imagine pork rind factory workers are too tired at the end of the day to post many comments on the AV Club.

Well, it was made by Dan Fogelberg. It's just like one of his songs!

Oh, Trump voters got shot into space I see.

Mads Mikellsen

Perfect!

Eddie Izzard.