No one told poor Vin tho.

The book by Walter Tevis is better… Just saying.

Ever notice how Barton Fink is just a Coenized version of Eraserhead?

Criminal Minds is such a gruesome show. It is probably as directly responsible for Trump as Fox News, with all the scaring old folks watching CBS. Terrible!

Eh. I saw it performed by a brass quintet and it sounded better. Frankly, it could have been 1:33, or even 0:33 for the length of my attention span.

Christopher Hitchens was right, bitches!

Is the Stuff White People Like blog still active? I have a suggestion for a new entry.

That's either Chewbacca or Chewbacca mom saying hello there at the end.

Rob Thomas is gently aging into a man that looks like an old lesbian.

Really dug I Want Candy. Great tune.

If Billy On The Street were a movie then Jon Hamm and Aziz Ansari would appear *IN* the movie. But as it is on TV they are appearing *ON* the TV show. WTF English?

Get a library card.

Aww! <3 Matthew Lillard :)

May I suggest you trash your current narrator and seek out the extremely awesome George Guidall version instead? All audiobooks should be read be either him or Grover Gardner.

That's because Jerry is a secret Republican.

Oh my god Dad! I'm so embarrassed!

It gets worse.

Well, he was dressed up in all that latex octopus kit then dressed up in the latex human kit so it was a little hard to spot.

God, I didn't think anything could be worse than Sarah Palin and her clan, but these people are worse.

Janeane Garofalo. Well, there you go. Two words sum up the entire essay.