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Bizarre Love Quadrilateral

I'd love it to be a dark, gritty reboot, but keep the same theme music :)

-100 points for ever, ever liking Coldplay. Sorry, but that is just the way it is. -200 for ever liking Gwyneth Paltrow.

Go away, Obama.

And by all means do not see the most unexcellent 2013 version of the movie.

Hey! It's Linder from The Bridge with an awesome TWBB Daniel Day Lewis stache! And if David Morse's character is the same guy as True Detective then that kind of explains alot.

But Obama the alien doesn't get the reference.

The AV Club: “If passion and buzz correlated with ratings [The AV Club] would be the most popular [web zine] of all time.”

Uh, I think you mean Memories Of Murder director Bong Joon-Ho. So good.

2nd prize is a 12 month membership.

Didn't know Paul Schrader was Nicholas Cage's father.

The AV Club: Individuals searching to be part of something bigger and more meaningful than themselves, even if only as a delusion

<3 Nacho V :) What a sweetheart.

Awww. Thanks for the Groundhog Day fix. Such fond memories….

Jermaine Clement deserved an Oscar for Gentlemen Broncos, cmon!

Hey, those were real, method acting, sideburns!

Those dogs are all dead now.
[Edit] Dammit!

Unless it's a Claire Denis then whatev.

Think I'd rather see a romance between Frank and Velcoro.

Will get the biggest ratings in years. Geritol and Depends should rejigger their ad budgets quickly.