John Cage got close to an eternity-long piece. It's pretty good so far.
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With that mustache and glasses combo it's more like a Johnny Depp joint.

Umad?

Wilmer Valderrama!

Will it be in Brazillian? You know, like Austrian Netflix shows are in Austrian?

Yeah, Maxim readers are definitely gay for Idris Elba. Makes sense.

Laying down the marker: critics will hate this movie and it will be a bomb at the BO. The reason: Matt Damon. It's a curse!

Poor Ernie - everyone hates his new book so much. Everyone knows a hotshot author's 2nd book is supposed to be about the travails of being a hotshot author. Oy, those book tours, right?

It's a winning formula that's still winning!

Very lovely Blonde Redhead outro too.

There is something eerily off about Michael Ealy, like he doesn't quite make it over the hump of the uncanny valley. Is he Canadian or something?

I'm glad I didn't buy that ticket. Oh wait - wrong Joe Jackson. Stepping Out to buy that ticket now!

Sounds like a new Deerhoof tune :) Love it.

Watch it backwards and it turns into a lovely buddy-cop show.

What a weirdly structured song. I'd love to hear Deerhoof cover it.

Lois Smith was great, but it was the writing that made her scenes. If The Americans deserves any Emmys (and they deserve all of them!) then you've got to give the biggest one to Alison Wright as Martha. Poor Martha!

I guess they'll have to CGI his severed arm, huh.

Ah hell, I thought it was the American remake of the Clair Denis movie. Come to think of it, maybe it is, just reconceived as an American remake. That must be it.

Did the Mad Men series ever wrap up? I'm having trouble remembering if I saw the last few episodes.

No, unfortunately it's the Morlocks of America that watch reality TV + Under The Dome etc. I'm glad I'm old enough to get most of the references in Ready Player One because that means I will die in the next couple of decades before the world becomes 100% Morlock. How boring.