You're old.

Wut's 2+2, you canuck?

At 29 I would have had the windows all the way down too. At my current age - no freaking way.

Now if someone would edit "The Bridge" down to only Linder's scenes…

Oh god. Imagine Ensign Alexander. Barf barf barffffff.

I didn't realize the transition involved chopping off your arms too!

OMG. "Its a cross between Secretary and Hard Candy, with Vic Mackey." I'm so there.

12 Monkeys? No.

Absolutely fave AV Club feature. Thanks Will!

Is Norm's Moth Joke included?
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DFW would commit suicide again if he knew this movie existed. Hell, I want to commit suicide for him.

DFW would commit suicide again if he knew this movie existed. Hell, it makes me want to commit suicide for him.

I should send him my Jonny/Race Bannon slash fic. Yuuuuuuummm!

Two is a statistically insignificant number of children for ole BB.

I really loved it when Ellen pretended to cut off Patrick's balls. That and Blonde Redhead at the end.

Groan. More claptrap old geezer dumbass political philosophy from Romero, with zombies. No thanks.

Goddamn boom mic operator! Get it together!

Ah man! No Saturday Night Fever? I always thought the movie would be even better with all the dialogue as barking.
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Ugh, I'm sorry. Watching Primer in film class sounds like a sentence passed by an angry jury.

Trust Nacho. His stuff is really good. See Timecrimes and Extraterrestrial if you haven't already.