I see a Snowfall/The Americans crossover coming! We all know that the commies were behind the false rumors that the CIA was importing crack into LA.

What is Serial?

Moira Walley-Beckett is my in for this show. And the pedophile demo, of course.

God, they all look 14 years old.

Well, David Simon's comments should make all you white people feel a lot better about things! Thanks, Mr Simon!

Who'll play Bill Cosby?

So, I'm catching up on The Americans and I must say I'm pleasantly pleased to be seeing much more of Keri Russell's behind this season (‿|‿) УХ ТЫ!

Proud to say that I contributed $0.00 to this project.

What have you avoided out of spite?
Matt Damon.

Will another character finally go to the bathroom?

It's the sequel! Have you seen Blue Ruin? Hoo boy, imagine the Christmas themed sequel :)

Wasn't that on Hannibal last season?

Plastic Surgery Survivor, am i rite.

No way, old timer. The change to OOP really brought in the golden age of Flash development. Steve Jobs killed it because Macromedia could never get Flash Player to run worth a damn on PowerPC processors.

Haha. I was a "Flash Developer" back in the day. Thanks, Steve Jobs, for killing my career. (Actually, no, really, thanks Steve! I fucking hated that job.)

Occupé… Occupé… Occupé… Occupé… Occupé… Occupé… Occupé…

Is this movie going to be any good (no matter what grade some cranky AV reviewer might give it)? It is getting tons and tons of press. Do they just have a really good PR team?

Jack White Is Michael Jackson, but hopefully without all the molesting.

Nah, all the hippies left Austin for New Orleans. They've been replaced by asshole Californians in BMWs.

Jeez. I hope you interviewed Pegg before he saw the D review of his new movie on AV Club. Bummer.