That ain't bald. That's shaven. I mean, look at that cro-magnon hairline! They need a little green screen wizardry to make that look bald.

That is exactly my schedule except I binge watch the whole season the day after the finale. I'm up at like 4:00AM watching the season finale.

Wut. Nice trendy grievance-mongering. I would like you to speak at my upcoming conference.

C'mon adults! Stop reading kiddy books! Grow up!

Nah, that's def Michael Chiklis.

Was "The Miracle Whip" not good enough?

Good thing Lou is safely dead. Acknowledging you own in gun in Jersey is a big fat felony involving SWAT teams and death penalties.

Don't think I can suspend my disbelief for a mustache-less Harry Bosch. It'd be like a clean shaven Magnum, PI!

Haha. I was very proud of myself for getting it as the first breadstick snapped. Usually I'm not so quick.

You could of chosen a much better photo for the header, like a super-angry, 9/11 truthing, hateful Sea Lion, or a super-angry, 9/11 truther, hateful walrus or something.

"We’re live-chatting the Grammys this Sunday night."

I sure love living here in Austin :)

Hard to think of anything more horrifying than sitting through a Kevin Smith movie.

OBAMA! SEX! PIG! Or Bust!

I don't get it. Where is Michael J Fox?

Is Chris Weitz the little actor that plays the kid in About A Boy? Do I have that right? I thought he did a good job touching up the Godzilla script.

You had me at "Neil DeGrasse Tyson bungles".

Vietnam never ended.

The investigation will lead to Iowa City and to the Hamburg Inn where Reagan is campaigning in the Iowa caucuses. Reagan will have the famous Apple Pie Shake.

I cannot imagine that everyone on the crew did not breathe a sigh of relief that Frankie D did not stay with the project.