In this current market where a sticker price deal is often the best-case scenario,

The Texas Wiener is from Scranton, PA, thanks to Greek restauranteurs. A Berks beef hot dog, Dusseldorf mustard, onions, and Greek style chili (no beans).

Cars are expensive, oil is cheap. Don’t tempt fate by going too long just because you trust your Mobil 1 and OEM filter. Spend the money, take the hour off work, and get your oil changed frequently (not 3,000 miles, but 4 or 5 is fine).

“Bone broth.” Aka beef stock before its rebranding for dolts.

In 1978 my first one was a $600 1973 Vega. Dealing with it built a massive amount of character.

1999 Kia Sephia for my daughter in 2011. We were sick of so many band practice drop offs and pick ups. The catch was she had to drive her younger brother if he wanted to do something.

“You got Sport Trac in my Solara!”

It’s so out of character for California to rush forward with ambitious new laws without thoroughly thinking through all the ramifications. I’m shocked, shocked!

It’s not just crazy white guys: increasingly more of them are black. They say they are Moors who are native to this land and so they are sovereign. Lots of them have the last name Bey or El.

I shopped my mother in law’s 2014 Accord to three Honda dealers on Saturday, and not only were they all quivering to buy it, but none of them had a single new car in stock. And they told me the latter fact very calmly, as if it’s the new normal.

Pennsylvania had a CAT fund from 1984 until 1988 when it was repealed when even the Democrats in the state legislature who created it realized it was a massive, massive financial boondoggle. Lawmakers smartly reformed auto insurance comprehensively in 1990.

Something about her makes me really, really hope she’s still alive when another women becomes the first female president, and she has to be in attendance with Bill as the oath of office is administered. Her unspoken bitterness will be delicious.

Best idea! They’d own Saturday morning radio.

No hammock? If you have a banana, you need a banana hammock!

With the  market the way it is I can’t imagine having to buy a new or used car right now. You’re going to pay too much in both cases, and the used ones will not be worth the demand-inflated price. 

Those whistles don’t work. A busy, truck-filled interstate runs through our area, which is wooded and full of deer. So the dead ones we see there are more like explosions, with only an unidentifiable lump of fur left on the shoulder plus a smear of blood on the road that persists for weeks.

Males chasing females to bone, females frantically trying to escape being boned by less-than-fit males.

A deer darted in front of my wife’s 2008 Grand Caravan, crunching the front, the radiator, and the power steering. Since this was the fourth time the car was hit (the three previous hits by cars), Nationwide totalled it.

hat 23 years ago a V6 would produce less than 200 hp

A nine thousand dollar Mercury would have to come with the Mercury girl, Jill Wagner, in the passenger seat.