Y'all's hepped up on reefers.

ps aux | grep dirtbike

You're one to talk about cancer.

Does a Chick McDonalds only make McNuggets and, if so, who are these girks that work there?

Not with lions, Andrew. No I don't like lion steak. I prefer the ordinary steak.

*instagrams pic of a tripple RB breakfast smushy with extra horsey sauce*

So BUSTER Poindexter, the guy who called himself David Johansen when he was in the New York Dolls played the GHOST of Christmas Past in Scrooged in the form of a CAB DRIVER transporting Murray to past christmasses as befits such a ghost, and Dan Aykroyd is playing a cab driver in this reboot, which hearkens back to…

He really should have gotten Homer's Special Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

I find him humble and lovable.

They should call him Patton Orwell, because what he did with the lethal blunt force of his tweets is Shooting an Elephant.

I do not expect the response will be Trank-quil.

Terrier! Terrier! Terrier!

I agree. It's totally White Eared Watermelons, but in a good way.

I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.

Me? It's me, isn't it?
*switches self off*

Racist.

Look around you. You have been inside it all along.

YOU'RE MY WIFE NOW!

I OBEY!

Pauli the Plaintiff