Unemployed goons?

It's YOU!

I had assumed that Aardman had entirely succumbed to the lure of CGI by now, but I'm very happy to learn they are still making movies in stop-motion. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/…

Oh, snap! Minority Retort!

No, no. Its without the apostrophe is the plural of it, or they, only shorter.

Sour grapes.

Surprisingly little scat in this song.

I thought that meant falling for the banana-in-the-tailpipe.

Did somebody say Kevin Bacon Porn Title Thread?
Six Degrees of Penetration

Something adjectival — a comedy tonight!

What is it with mayors and crack?

It has to be a joke; armadillos don't drive.

Cal Roberts is an anagram for L Car Sorbet which is about as close to L Ron Hubbard as you can safely get without . . .
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A spit-take in response to the beverage you are spitting is the least funny category of spit-takes. I guess they don't teach you that at Harvard.

"I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."

I have an explanation of this behavior, which I would be happy to print out and fax to you.

I'm waiting for the update to this story revealing that Hogan and Jared had hooked up on Grindr.

I ate too much taboola and now I falafel.

Only if you were good about returning them to their sleeves. It puts the records in the jackets.

I wouldn't relish that either.