War keeps going, if you fund it.

Gesundheit?

You mean it wasn't just a dream?

Saw a werewolf untangling his earbuds in the rain. His tweets were truncated.

I groaned at this heaverly.

Seems like a Nimrod thing to do to your son.

Oh! I got one for this!

Well, then, happy Saint Secundinus Day!

The most common causes of an enlarged heart are blockages in the heart's blood supply (coronary artery disease) and high blood pressure.

The two-drink minimum?

Is it a yeast infection? Shit, I think it's a yeast infection.

This made me want to watch that OK Go video with the insane Rube Goldberg stuff, so, here's that: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Ahem, I believe you mean "privileged."

You mean an Aca-DEAD-my award?

It's kind of a drowsy song, so if sleeping on the job can get you fired, it's NSFW.

*ahem* TRULY outrageous.
Truly, truly, truly outrageous.

Suddenly we're talking about the Cable ACE Awards, because you just got a BURN NOTICE.

I would have pegged you as someone who Roots for slave drama.

What if it's a teenage girl registering her outrage at James's sweeping dismissal of her ilk?

Wow, I just untangled the sequence there, but it also sounded like if @idiotking had the money, he'd engage in necrophilia and murder-by-skull-fucking, which, how expensive could that really be?