It's a finger-lickin' good venue.
. . .
*licks fingers*
. . .
*licks fingers again, more suggestively*
. . .
*puts all fingers in mouth, palms facing outward, flays cheeks out like gills*

Pencil-dropper, eh?

So, they really tore the ACL?

More like corpsey. Because he's dead. They could use him as a double bass, though Hannibal-style.

I think that our AV Club accounts have been fully converted to Disqus accounts now. I have found it necessary to log in to the disqus site using the email address associated with my account, possibly because of the space characters in my name. At one point, I had to click the forgot-my-password link, although I hadn't…

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Chickmosque?
Dametemple?
Youngladysynagogue?

Actually, as catharses go, you can't beat vomiting. Of course, that was most people's initial reaction, so a good laugh helps as well once that's out of the way.

Okay, how about don't build the statue, but use the model you have there for a claymation project where reanimated clay Ebert reads some of his more awesome movie reviews. That movie would be the monument.

It was almost 2 years ago: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

That could be War Horse good.

"Love Her MooLatté"

It was a mix-up at the Christening.

Technically, when you're dead, they're apparitions.

But will we, collectively, ever evolve from the Funky Bunch that we are?

Just as a tangent to your cosine, I like math puns.

This lady's got too much eyelid.

Ain't Hayes a Geek.
I lo-o-o-o-ove you.

Try telling that to an insurance claim.

Do you really think you can derail a pun thread, like some kind of pun-thread dérailleur?