It's "from town to town," you jive turkey.

Cursive or GTFO!

Disqus is starting to grow on me. I mean, I fear change as well as anybody else, but I have to admit I don't hate the instantaneous notification of, for instance, the fact that your likes have gone from 1 to 510 in the time it has taken me to type this, and the fact that someone else started typing a reply after I…

I like watching each of these two people on television, because of all the won-der-ful laughter. That's all I can say right now, as I'm in the middle of a big bike race.

[Falls for banana-in-the-tailpipe]

Kvelertak has left you verklempt.

Here's another word: Spatula.

Wherefore art thou Alfa Romeo? Deny thy fender and refuse thy cams. Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my lube, and I'll no longer be a Chevrolet.

Well, maybe.

Nope.

See how much fun Pooh Bear is having in there?

That guy's name sounds sarcastic. Yeah, Soooooo Hugh.

OBOISTS is the only legal 7-letter word you can play in Scrabble with those letters. That has got to mess with your mind when you are one of them. Them oboists, I mean.

I don't Rickon I can either.

It delta blow to my ego that I'm so late to this pun thread, but I'm not going t'omega big deal about it.

Making and delivering pizza and taking improv classes in Chicago. I still use the skills I learned back then, when I make pizza.

Dip in the middle, chips around the dip, beer in the cooler on the porch.

Gee, your hair smells poop-ific.

Really? I know the quality control for the cheaper candy might not be the most stringent, but I've never actually gotten one that had teeth in it.

Tobacco?