It's because of how the phrase itself possesses an anti-mantric quality that weakens one's spirit and resolve to the point where one's annoyance with it feeds, and indeed becomes one's need for it. Mike Myers says yeah baby.

Seriously, who wants to watch all that tedious chopping and slicing and peeling, unless the restaurant has hired some Board Certified Guac Ninjas, which you've got your priorities skewed if you spend resources on certification from the Board of Guac Ninjas, because what even is that, yo?

Belew cheese flavored Fripps, for the crunch that keeps on looping.

I think this whole neo-grindhouse genre is under-serrated.

"Stopping by the Nathan's up the road" has got to be the classiest euphemism for fellatio I have ever heard. I hope it got her mind off the dead wiener dog in her lap.

On June 23, 1994, Harry Caray passed out and fell down a flight of stairs at Joe Robbie Stadium (now Sun Life Stadium) in Miami. He was okay. On the following day, the horrific fiery 1994 Fairchild Air Force Base B-52 crash occurred.

So, it will be her encyclopedic knowledge of Stevie Nicks rather than her command of dragons by which Danerys ascends the Iron Throne?

@The_Guilty_Party:disqus Sheesh, this gal reckons herself another Hotlips Hoolihan. More like Bangerz and M*A*S*H*.
*Adjusts hemorrhoid doughnut on Barcalounger*

Hodor?

Ruega por nosotros, pecadores, ahora y en la hora de nuestra muerte. Amen.

Orange is the New White

Well, you don't eat golden eggs, either, regardless of the disposition of the goose. You slice them into coins with one of those egg slicers as per that one Jack in the Beanstalk cartoon. You know the one.

"Of course we can go see Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, sweetie, as long as you realize that a chance of meatballs entails a somewhat smaller chance that said meatballs contain horse meat."

This meme is mutating so badly, I don't think I can take it . . .

LET'S AGREE TO DISAGREE

HAAYYYYYY, GRANDMA!
Those are awful big ears for you

I'm hoping Checkov's tarantula shows up. I don't really care so much about a streamlined narrative; I just think big spiders are cool.

I AM THE ONE BEYOND HORSE

K. Thrace: Wow. That's actually pretty meme-worthy.

Could someone very kindly direct me to the source of this "It looks soft . . . WOLF EYES." meme?