Holy shit.

Thanks a lot, now I have to reconsider the Mini Cooper non-S again.

Actually it's called Mountain Dew Baja Blast, and you'd know that if you were a true TB'er.

The elevation and camber changes lend themselves really well to the "underpowered" FWD cars.

Impeccable.

I also felt Jermaine Jones deserved man of the match yesterday. Even though he didn't produce a quantifiable result he probably had the most time on the ball and was putting in the most effort by a mile, both in offensive and defensive play. He carried the midfield on his back.

This was my attitude exactly. Almost immediately after we drew G. As fans, we can't go into each WC dejected and pessimistic. Our program has grown so much in the last 10 years and I can hardly imagine a time where, by the numbers, we can look at a WC and say "We got this". Without the optimism, we have nothing. At…

Somebody needs to GIF that final scene of the Mk2 Golf in pursuit of the Escort (maybe?) throwing sparks. Looks like it's straight out of a Jalopnik-produced James Bond flick.

"Orlove, Raphael Orlove"

Putting a shorter trunk lid on a four-door car won't turn it into a coupe. Just a Gran Coupe, the biggest bullshit in modern car car design.

I hope the Fins don't mind if I use that saying on this side of the pond, because that is too perfect.

Why not? And why is everybody so butt-hurt about it?

Upon seeing the "dream" image, I had an incident.

Hold the phone, $5k in personal fines! That might interrupt their pre-jail golf weekend.

Word of the year

This gets back to the problem with electric cars being a solution to every environmental problem. They aren't and, in fact, could be worse for congestion as they make people think they can skip mass transit.

Happy to know I moved from 2nd-to-worst to the Top 15.

Relatively speaking, that would make them pretty transparent. Keyword here is relative.

It should be noted that they finally gave it unique seats. The old Nismo 370 had factory seats with red stitching. It now shares the Recaros from the Nismo RS Juke, so at least you're getting a little more for your money.

So let's start taking offense at the apology issued for causing offensiveness. Gotcha.

I'm so glad Deadspin posted this. My jaw dropped when I saw this and I deeply feel that others should be able to watch it.