I don't remember one time he claimed to be amazing. He's a "hoonigan", and he's rich, and he likes to make cool videos for you and I to enjoy. If you're going to let a bunch of "fanboys" ruin that for you, that you are far too irritable about that sort of thing.

One "good" race, a golden age does not make.

On a recent trip from Frankfurt, Germany to Nashville, TN, I had a three hour layover in Charlotte, NC. I thought that was going to be an awful layover, but it turned out to be the perfect amount of time.

After spending 1 hour in line for customs, where you are not allowed to use ANY electronic devices in the room you…

Don't you worry, I come from a family of NY sports fandom.

As an outsider to the fandom of any team thus far, this series begs the question:

Is there ANY joy to being what they call a "true" fan? So far as I can tell, anybody who "really" knows their team is completely and utterly depressed by them. Whether you're last year's Super Bowl winners or one of those souls desperate…

I finally realized what is so off-putting about this website sometimes. I know everybody has opinions, and damn that's what the comments section is for, but automotive news and updates would be so much better if you didn't have to sift through the I's and my's of these posts. I can gloss over a comment once I see I…

Late to the party but I wanted to give a golf clap to Burneko for the life lesson on the opening E-Mail. Well done, sir. A pleasure as always.

[Congratulate with pretend offer of a beer and/or beautiful woman posing over a car]

[Photo of both in same shot for google challenge]

[Statement of satisfaction for locating said photo]

Well shit, now I'll just have to buy a USED E9x M3 to get my fix. What a shame, those cars are all pieces of shit!

Now now Sir, that just wouldn't have the page views.

Why the shit did they give a "car" to Nike and Jordan?

And it also turns it all on full-tilt, but be damned if I like the convenience of pressing 1 button instead of turning 2 dials and pressing 2 buttons.

The old 30-series Bimmers felt like you were rerouting the world's heat supply just to make it defrost the windshield. The picture between the dials is the 'schematic'.

In the end, who really cares? Selling autographs when the NCAA is nearly doing the same, for more money? The backstory is fantastic, but in the end I don't see why this should immediately classify Johnny as part of some "Long Con". One of these crimes is not like the other, one of these crimes is made the fuck up.

Hey now, be nice. The man's protect that over-valued Karpet. It's got an insurance policy out on him, you know.

I almost have to consider these NSFW. Not because of the cursing, no, but because I am quite literally grinning like an idiot after every paragraph (trying not to laugh). If we lived in a world where your humor would be acceptable on the Food Network, I'd watch the hell out of that show.

Star'd for rustling some jimmies.

Apparently the booster seat wasn't official enough!

Unfortunately, Hemp production has been quelled almost as much as that of the smoking variety. You can thank the Timber industry for that.

Can you produce the studies to back up your claim? Anything in excess isn't good for you. It takes less Alcohol to send you to the hospital than it does Marijuana. Even then, the only reason you'd need treatment for an (impossible) OD on Maryjane, is because you thought you lost your mind and called for help.

All of Europe is on holiday? News to me. And the average NY moving violation is about $160. What is this "massive dent" you speak of?