Time to un-pimp zee auto! That series was the first commercial to make me laugh out loud.

I'm all for racing engineering, but dumping old barrels of race fuel in the woods is fucked up.

Whatever happened to keeping your voting choices private? Do you honestly think that welcoming a political discussion on a Kinja format would be a worthwhile endeavor? I don't know if you've been completely ignorant of the current state of "politcal discussions", but it amounts to little more than petty, baseless (and…

Can you go back to the 90's?

I've seen flooded basements with more water. 'Almost completely' was a gross overstatement.

Good for you, pal. You completely missed the point.

I wasn't knocking them, just making an analogy is all.

So let me get this straight. Opel is starving to death and GM decided to invest over a quarter billion in Argentina?

BA-ZING

Johnson always gets fired.

Pagani make their own bolts? Really?

Didn't the attack on Pearl Harbor employ kamikaze tactics?

I'm a mechanical engineering undergrad and I have to wonder how Thermo directly translated into how your engine behaves at any RPM, but good story nonetheless.

Can we compromise on a Continental GT3?

Who honestly says to themselves, "I like the iPad, but it's just too big!"

There's still time to fight for their rights!

I am beginning to wonder if Giz (and the rest of Gawker) get off on intentionally causing an uproar amongst its user-base since it likely generates more comments (and by proxy, clicks).

Of course! How could I have been so foolish...

The real lesson learned is that 20-inch multi-piece wheels have no place on a track.

Yeap, that's exactly what I meant.