I haven’t got it all worked out, but if Lalo knows Jimmy got ambushed then that means somebody saved Saul’s ass. When Lalo goes looking for someone to thank for saving Saul, none of his friends will say they did it. If Lalo pulls on that thread, it leads back to Mike and Gus, who are definitely not Lalo’s friends. So…

Bidets are the way to go. We don’t wash our as**s, but wash our hands incessantly :)

You mean the jackass deadspin rushed to valiantly defend against incompetent GMs, saying he just needed an organization who would let AB be AB. That aged as well as a magary chili fart casserole.

Yeah but what if - and stay with me now - instead of that people decided to not be morons?

Ah. I appreciate a staunch anti-beard stance. “Hell No, We Won’t Grow!”

You’re allowed to be disrespectful of Bruce Lee just like you’re allowed to be disrespectful of any other famous person living or dead. You think Dick Cheney’s family liked his portrayal in Vice? Of course not. But no one cares because we don’t like him. Bruce Lee was a real human being who lived on this planet, not…

Damn man, I understand trashing on Zappa even though I think he was great - but the Grateful Dead? I don’t get that. If you “hate” the Dead I’m pretty sure you just haven’t listened to them.

Eat what you want, don’t be a judgmental douchebag.

Batman Forever was Schumacher’s first crack at Batman. It seems like directors find it hard to resist including that scene as they’re putting their stamp on the character.

You’re right...I immediately went to the rubber and stayed in the box for my duration, and I was finished long before two minutes was up. 

Steelers are paying Shazier a salary, keeping him on their health insurance, and helping his rehabilitation. Steelers are also leaving open to the door to him playing again, which may not be possible nor the best idea, but is Shazier’s goal nonetheless. And the Steelers are milking it? To get out of the grays on…

A Shane Black movie where Riggs & Murtaugh have flying robot suits and are played by Robert Downey Jr. and Don Cheadle? What kind of asshole wouldn’t be excited about that?

He has a wife, you know. +1

Here’s Nick Foles basking in the win today

Or - be an adult, know how much booze you can handle and exit when you feel like it. Unless you totally despise all the people you work with (and if you do, I’m truly sorry for you) it should be a good 2-3 hour event.
Exit when you want using the excuse “I want to leave” and everyone who can’t get with that can get…

So, what really sets the Yinzers apart from your generic fat, stupid, drunk sport fans is that all of this isn’t good enough.

Simmons nails J. Jonah Jameson so much it’s hardly a surprise that neither the Garfield movies or Homecoming have attempted to cast a new one. Can't top perfection.

Obviously they will make a game where all the timelines converge back on to each other.

I agree about Morrison being more readable than Moore. It is like he has all of the benefits but usually avoids some of Moore’s worst tendencies. And they both use psychedelic trips in their plots, but Morrison’s seem a lot more fitting. Also, he has a better sense of humor. Like, they both have some very dark and…

Yeah.  "As a child of the suburbs—albeit one who takes solace in the fact that I
lived the first five years of my life in Manhattan—I loathe them with a
fiery passion" may be about the douchiest thing I've read on here in a while.