People who tweet at the wrong person should have their twitter accounts shut down.

I blame a combination of the lack of Jaguar Junction and the elimination of Bear Friday. 

I am both a Wizards fan and a messy bitch who loves drama, so this is a far better outcome than sleepwalking to a 7-seed and a first round sweep.

...his tibia and fibula were broken, and that he’s out for the year

My only annoyance with these is that they break from what teams normally do with their jerseys in that it the home uniform should say “Marlins” and the road uniform should say “Miami”

While Carmelo Anthony has obviously fallen off hard from the all-star level he was playing at two years ago, he can still at least score at an NBA level.

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

Kids are fun to fuck with but you gotta keep it on this side of the line.  I told my niece that, because I’m a lawyer, I had asked a judge to legally change her dogs’ names to Dog 1 and Dog 2 and it was illegal to call them anything else.  That provided humor for a solid year with no obvious psychological scars.

If you’re 6'7" of power forward, why would you be intimidated by George Lucas’s secret love child?

I’m going to have to go with the John Madden school of thought here and say that if OKC can’t score more points than their opponents, they’re going to have a hard time winning.

::Follows Rhyader’s advice::

Only 18 people liked his tweet lol

Clutch move with the preemptive Chopped GIF.  Saving a lot of comment space.

Jose Mourinho loosely translated into English is Brian McCann.

Fine with me as long as taxpayers get unfettered access to all medical records of team owners and executives if they’re receiving public subsidie. 

In the spirit of objectivity, I think I’m comfortable with the implication that the state-sanctioned murder of a journalist is no worse than the state-sanctioned accidental killing of a busload of school children.

I’m not really interested in being lectured about fiscal responsibility by the guy who gave massive contracts to both Brock Osweiler and Case Keenum.

here’s a take: I hate the nickname “showtime” for Mahomes. who the fuck decided that was it? It just appeared out of thin air before the Denver MNF game. What shady marketing firm paid off the talking heads to make this a thing? We can do better, people.

What the fuck is the big deal? Like, yeah, it’s unfortunate, but it was an interrogation gone wrong. These things HAPPEN. Sometimes you start off asking someone some questions and before you know it you’ve accidentally dismembered them to death with a bonesaw. Who among us? Glass houses and stones people. (Also, if…