That is in fact what she said.

I think that’s a threesome “and one”.

this is the most butt-on-butt action since Requiem for a Dream

I think the only solution is for your firm to take Terry Tate in the next office draft.

[LaVar Ball emerges from the woods]

Can’t wait for the Knicks to sign Carmelo Anthony to a max deal this summer. 

As a Mavs fan, I would like this to be injected deeply into my veins. I cannot feel my face. Unicorn city.

Charcoal barbecue grill, I hope

After so many years, the entire NHL appears to have finally listened to that guy five rows behind you who spends the whole power play yelling “SHOOT IT! SHOOT THE PUCK!” no matter what’s happening on the ice.

“Which bone is most likely to be infected with racism? Femur? Rib? Have medical professionals ever confirmed the existence of a racist bone?”

B. Marjanovic C (DNP - French Literature)

Freddie Kitchens: “If you don’t wear orange and brown, you don’t matter.”

Straight onto the pages of Breitbart 

There’s clearly enough money involved for it to stay the same even though the product would clearly be better with fresher players and fewer games, but for some reason I’m finer with it in baseball than in the others, if only because I’m convinced the insignificance really is part of the point.

One of my favorites is how Tony Diaz complains about a bad word in a headline in the first email, and then follows up with a full bore racist tirade.  

I don’t love the email but I gotta hand it to Elisabeth M. for successfully configuring her account in Mail for Windows 10.

Okay, okay, jeezum, I’ll do it. Between this and the Oscars, I’m busier than a cat with two assholes.

This should prove useful

Hella Nice article (headline included). But can we all get past the fallacy that makes it seem like Porzingis is somehow essential to the Knicks’ future success? With him or without him, they just stink. And will continue to do so until the current front office is purged and Fizdale is the answer to a Knicks on MSG…

no, thats how you get ants