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Anthony Weiner's Wiener Dog
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Swing and a miss on this one slugger 

I’ve developed a term for the joy this brings me. I call it “Grudenfreude.”

Does anyone really need two phones?

Personally, I prefer a muff to a scarf.

Well if you want “romantic” news Meghan and Harry are having a sprog after all.

“If I’m going to be irrelevant I’d much rather be irrelevant in South Beach than in Minneapolis”

Below is an itemized list of all things that cause rape. The list is comprehensive and complete. No additions are necessary or relevant. To eliminate the threat of rape and sexual assault from society, deal with all the items in the following list. Here’s the beginning of the list.

that Ratio is about what you’d expect from a career minor tweeter getting his first shot at The Show

Apparently in this case, the Butler did it with a massive dump at practice.

The referee that threw the flag? Joe West.

i as going to give you a star, but i flipped a coin and you lost.  

After reading it all, I believe a little herb & an O’Henry 4:25 might be in order.

“I just want a fair process where I can be heard,”

I’m thinking Kevin Spacey’s book is pretty clear for the next 5-10 years.

To be fair, that DOES ruin a BJ.

And Nathan Peterman is jealous as hell

I don’t understand how many people regret clicking this. This is fucking amazing! First of all, as I mentioned in another comment, there is literally nothing that will upset him more than being accused of not only having a tiny little mushroom dick, but also being horrible at teh sex. Secondly, this impulsive man-baby

Yeah. Fuck, I had hoped not to actually have to see an Anita Hill-type hearing in my lifetime, but looks like we’re going through this again. What a shitshow.

Zane, you didn’t let the city down. If anything, by missing those kicks, the people of Cleveland can continue to live normal lives. Who knows what may have happened to those people if their brains attempted to process the sheer joy of beating a team like the Saints. It’s kind of like when the allied forces started