I hope he hits five home runs and each one features an increasingly offensive bat flip.

Not only did Manafart have to give Mueller full cooperation in exchange for a plea deal, Mueller gets to depose him while wearing the ostrich leather jacket

I found myself explaining to a random person on Facebook today how life post hurricane works. I only volunteered because he was from New Mexico and I assume he didn’t know diddly squat about them. My many experiences are tempered by the fact that I live in Florida and while it’s pretty tough to drive out pre storm due…

And let’s not forget that Willians Astudillo gave us this:

This is what baseball needs, there need to be rules changes to ensure that there are even more fat guys running the bases.  Bartolo Colon needs to be first up in every batting order.

I guess Kitchener met their Waterloo.

I don’t have to imagine, I’ve had sex.

My coach screamed at me opera style to “go stand in a *redacted* corner and do nothing” because I was taking notes. I’m not sure what he was trying to accomplish because it certainly didn’t toughen me up. Though it did take away from my note-taking that day. But just that one day.

HALF? Look at mister high roller.

We can start it in this thread!

I’m not sure. But I did have two whoppers junior for lunch today. 

Except for the Carolina Panthers WYTS.  This only has 50% more floral prints than anything involving Cam Newton.

Emily Gilmore will fight Lucille for that cardigan.

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

On this day, let us also remember Laura Wagner’s email account, and pray for the Dead Letters which await us. Amen.

0-16 Part II: Honolulu Boogaloo

This is a chronic condition that he’s presumably learned to live with.

Herm gets it: Touchdowns kill drives

I boo people who pronounce the word sandwich, sangwich.

So sick of Collins, Murkowski, Flake, Corker and Sasse. You could stop this President, but you don’t. You just talk and talk and talk while you happily sign up and vote for ALL of the awfulness. This isn’t just about abortion, but about how Trump, when the time comes, will pardon himself with Supreme Court approval.