I know this story.  Now that deserves its own movie.  Probably would make a better film then this.

“How long was that thing in his lap?”

Loudly announcing you won’t be guarding it was probably not the smartest of moves....

At least.  My husband used to work in a gold mine, and is constantly pointing out, when we watch movies involving gold, how much heavier it is in reality than what we see people just casually handling. He once held a 100-lb brick of gold, and it was pretty small. The toilet is probably hollow, but it has to still be…

Who knew Trump had his own Plumbers? In yer face, Nixon!

Misguided trust in the safety of plumbing. We’ve all been there.

I thought right-wingers were against participation trophies for loses.

Why is this idiot still a thing?

I thought she was biracial until maybe 5 years ago. So you are not alone.

“When I was nine years old, I assumed that Pink was a very light-skinned black woman.”

The fact there are earnest users of the Jeremy Renner app is the real story of this post. 

Just when I start to think I have a decent handle on the world, I find out there’s not only a Jeremy Renner app, but also, apparently, an audience for it.

I loooooove home improvement shows and I look forward to adding this one to the rotation. Backyard shows are great because they all look different. A lot of the time people put in the same white kitchen with marble countertops and the same white subway tile bathroom with a glass shower and repurposed cabinet for the…

If he is the anti Christ they still want him to bring about the end of the world so that would be fine with them.

Isn’t this like, a blatant sign of the Anti-Christ, according to Evangelicals? Or did that only apply when the president was black and gave a speech in front of mock White House columns at the DNC?

Imagine if Obama, Vol. 220,289,901,124,115

It’s easier to just never stop.

I’m going to want to start drinking on a Wednesday, aren’t I?

I’ve been around horses for a LONG time and currently take care of 18 head on the weekend and have never seen a chandelier, thankfully. Barns are incredibly dusty so I couldn’t fathom how disgusting that would be.

You could have just asked me, the answer is easy.